Pieces of an ORBA found on the balcony.
ORBA was left outside accidentally, with the lid on right side up. Now it's upside down?
Hmmm, some chewing was going on. Perhaps the naughty Charlie was back?
More chewing along the edge. Upon closer inspection, half of the sunflower seeds inside the ORBA had been eaten, leaving only the empty shells. ORBA was taken back inside for protection. Unfortunately, nothing will heal the terrifying injuries it sustained from being left outside for just one day.
*checks todays mail*
ReplyDeleteWhat's this?
Oh dammit I been subpoenaed by the OCHA_AA!!!!
*makes a call*
Hell noway am I testifying against Chicago....jail...well that's fine. Handcuffs? *perkz* Im all there!
Those Charlies will do it everytime. LOL
ReplyDelete*Takes his cap from his head and places it over his heart and offers a moment of silence to the fallen ORBA*
ReplyDelete...but no more than a moment...
Gosh ChicagoLady... Can you hear the "Jaws" theme music everytime you go out on your balcony? There is a very, very hungry predator "out there", somewhere... Please stay safe.
*wipes a tear* Makes plans to visit Chicagolady and Ladystyx in jail. Wonders if visitors get the handcuff treatment... hmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteOh I do hope so punkn. Only thing that makes the trip worth it all!!
ReplyDeleteNow if I could just get them to make the uniform pinstriped instead of those damn horizontal stripes! They make me look so fat.
Oh wait...dont they put certain prisoners in OCHA orange? Ewww icky icky!!! I dont wanna be wearing anything that clashes with my hair!! *runs for her life*
Bad Charlie!
ReplyDeleteI just checked my brand new copy of the Yellow Pages and there are no ORBA psychologist listed. I guess ORBA is going to have to deal with the trauma the old fashion way - weed and booze.
ReplyDeleteweed and booze LOL..... and pills
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