Saturday, December 27, 2008

Warning, some post-holiday cartoons. If you have small children around or are easily offended by bad words, do not scroll down and read these.

Tori: This picture is of a guy standing on a table next to a punch bowl at his company's Christmas Party. He's singing a song, everyone else has their cups of punch up in celebration. Harvey is singing, "Well, conditions at work are frightful, and the boss is not delightful, and someday we'll all be let go, this job blows! this job blows! this job blows!" Below that is a caption that reads: Harvey's bitter, drunken version of "Let It Snow" brought down the house at what turned out to be his last office Christmas party.

Tori: This is a picture of Santa in his sleigh, with one of the reindeer on his hind legs, saying to Santa, "Ooh that felt so good, whip me, whip me harder, pull my reins hard you fat bastard!"

Tori: This is a picture of a snowman and a dog, the snowman is mad because the dog just peed on him. He's yelling at the dog, "You son of a bitch! If I had legs, I'd kick your ass!"

Tori: This is a picture of Santa in his sleigh, and the reindeer all have diarrhea, which is being blown into Santa's face. Santa is thinking "Shit! That's the last time we stop for Mexican food!"

5 comments:

  1. LMAO. I loved them. Never seen that third one before. LOL

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  2. That second one's my fav...LOL

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  3. LOL I always wondered about santa having all those deer asses facing him LMAO

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  4. Yeah Karla, you know how it goes...only the lead dog has the view that changes...

    I love the yellow snowman one! LMAO!

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