This first one is a circle, divided into segments, smallest segment is eating, then about a fourth of the circle is working, then just over a fourth is sleeping, and the rest, about two-thirds of the circle is Looking for things I had just a minute ago.
An old lady answers the door, and "Death" is there. The conversation goes like this:Death: Are you Mrs. Edna P. Dawkins?
Lady: Yes.
Death: I am Death.
Lady: That's alright sonny, I'll just talk real loud!
Death drops the sickle that's in his hand, then puts his hand up to his face and says, "This is gonna be a tough one."
Oh my...*laffz*
ReplyDeleteI can relate to the first one. LOL (wait til you get over the hill....LOL)
ReplyDeletelol I'm with AK. I can definitely relate to the first one! (lost my coffee cup this morning; found it in the closet)
ReplyDeleteHaha these are so funny!
ReplyDeleteI was going to comment a while ago and the mailman came, so I did the mail and forgot I what I was going to say...
ReplyDeleteSo I returned and spotted a form on my desk that needed filling out so I did that - and ... jeepers... I look up and I see half a comment in here, replete with typos and can't remember what I was going to day the second time around.
How come I never get cool chain emails with satirical jokes and cartoons? The only chain I ever get is stuff telling me a ghost will appear at the end of my bed at midnight if I don't send this on to 20 people. :( Needless to say, I press delete.
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