R.I.P.

Patrick Swayze

b. August 18, 1952 - d. September 14, 2009

Dirty Dancing will always be one of my favorite movies ever!

Little John the Baptist

"Whoever then humbles himself as this child, he is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever receives one such child in My name receives Me."
Matt. 18:4-5


Johnny's mother looked out the window and notice him "playing church" with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.
A while later, she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought of that before he joined my church."

Zero to 200 in Six Seconds

Bob was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really mad!

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in six seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning, he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway. She brought the box back in to the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.