Bob was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really mad!
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in six seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning, he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway. She brought the box back in to the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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2 years ago
LMAO.
ReplyDeletePoor Bob. He should of asked his wife to be more specific.
Like what color scale he should get.
LMAO some guys just don't get it...
ReplyDeleteSee now, MINE woulda gotten it right. And had it loaded with flowers and chocolates!!
ReplyDeleteroflmao! I love it..
ReplyDeleteThis one NEVER gets old!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy husband is just the opposite. He'll say...Do you know what today is?? And I'll be drawing a complete blank. Today is the anniversary of going to the movies together for the first time,...or some such nonsense! He's still such a romantic at heart. Or Army Gay. Dunno, somethin'!
Hahaha! Good one!
ReplyDeleteTeehee Love it!
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